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a lethal dose of seeeeeex
have you had your ViTaMiN E today?
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a term some people use if they bought something from the internet
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The one, the only, Evanston IL
I'm from the mean streets of E-Town, a.k.a. Church and Dodge
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The fratty mother fuckers who stand by the business elevator at EPHS. Polo, pastels, and sperrys is the attire while getting fucked up, getting fucked, and giving 0 fucks is the motto. These kids go straight from the bottle, then proceed to smash it on you because you're a worthless, piece of GDI. As you lay on the floor in severe pain, vomit may or may not projectile onto you while a member of the E-Crew screams, "no chase nation." Many people have not survived weekends with The E-Crew and have never been seen since. It can only be assumed the fallen ones challenged an E-Crew member to a case race, but soon found out pouring beer into their cargo pockets to try and win is a very unapproved action that may have had severe consequences. Also it has been reported that The E-Crew has recently been wasted so often that members of the Blue Crew are becoming increasingly hotter per beverage consumed. Yes, there is actually a mathematical formula included to help the process (Hotness of "enter Blue Crew member" = Initial hotness + cleavage x beverages consumed/ 2.5). In a recent interview with crew members, they were confronted and informed that many people disapprove of their lifestyle. After slim to no hesitation, a crew member responded, "niggaz don't scare me." It seems The E-Crew has truly changed EPHS forever, and the world for that matter. The E-Crew beats you in every aspect of life (yes, even dick size) and they truly don't give a fuck.
Scene is at Taco Bell while ordering food:
"Have you heard about these E-Crew kids?" - GDI #1
"Yeah, I hear they are aspiring 'frat stars'" - GDI #2
"They seem pretty cool to me" - Both of the GDI's girlfriends
"Cool? No... At least Iam not an alchoholic, like I am better" - GDI #1 ....... E-Crew members walk in and budge GDI's
"Hey man we were there first" - GDI #2
"Oh i am sorry, HA no i'm not... Wait a minute, I thought your extra pockets in those cargos were suppose to hold stuff for you, yet they can't even hold your spot in the Taco Bell line, now that is sad." - E-Crew Member
..... E-Crew members then proceed to paddle the GDI's with Beefy Crunches (that the GDI's bought) and take the GDI's slams back to the house to give them the dirty-d.
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If you can't even send an email, you MUST be an e-tard.
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afta u drop an xtc pill, and ur dick strinks temporarly while u high,
i was tryin to grid this bitch on the floor but i had e dick bro
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A CRM software developed by the pope.
you are guaranteed heaven through our E God.
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