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A casual friend is a friend that you have casual sex with. It's not a relationship but late night or early morning booty calls are to be expected.
Look, I have a girlfriend, but you're hot, do you want to be my casual friend?
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bitch who is to ride your cock, or your friends cock on command
juice is erics cock friend, eric orders juice to ride alexs cock, that bitch juice, get on alexs cock
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An imaginary place where teenagers (commonly guys) believe to be placed in when a girl just wants to be friends with him. This is the place where guys are placed when the guy expects that he will have sex with a girl if he is nice to her. He is friendly to a woman in hopes that she will have sex with him. They believe that she mistakes his friendliness for friendliness and befriends him, neglecting to show you her vagina. Then they proceed to complain about it on the internet.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Held the door open for a girl, can't believe I didn't get a blowjob. She obviously friend zoned me.
Scenario 2:
Guy: What do you mean you aren't going to have sex with me?! I was being nice to you!! Wow, I can't believe you are putting me in the friend zone.
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The term men use to blame their own shallowness on women.
A girl makes a new friend who happens to be a guy, and he's really nice all the time and she thinks, wow, I have a really good friend. But it turns out the guy isn't interested in friendship, all he wants is to "get some".
Oftentimes, when the guy realizes that he's not going to "score" (how long that takes can vary), he suddenly drops his feigned friendship and moves on to other targets. The girl is left wondering what she did wrong to make such a good friendship fall apart, but of course what really happened was was that the girl had made the mistake of seeing the guy as a real person worthy of her friendship while the guy had only ever seen her as an object.
The guy justifies his behavior by getting together with his buddies and whining about being put in the "friend zone" so that he gets to feel like he's the victim.
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A friend who used to swear they're your bestie then one day ditches you at the drop of a hat to hang out with a completely new group who ironically become the entire world to them.
They will then act like you're an annoyance when you want to see them, but if they run into you, act like you're their long lost love and swear how you need to do more together. It never happens.
Girl 1: I just don't understand, last week she wanted to see me every day and now she's posting 500 pictures of herself and those other girls and won't talk to me
Girl 2: Forget her; she's a flea friend - bouncing from body to body.
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Platonic best friends that act, socialize, and behave like a married couple.
Lauren is bringing her friend-spouse, Tobie.
"I'll only go if my friend-spouse can."
"Let's go on a friend-spouse double-date!"
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1. Currency among friends when offering money may be a faux pas or even insulting. Often accounted for when performing friendly favors.
2. Currency that replaces tangible currency when you are all out.
Friend 1: "You owe me 20 dollars."
Friend 2: "Don't have it, take friend credits."
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Luke Skywalker: "I just saved your life, you know?"
Han Solo: "I owe you one, kid, one friend credit that is."
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