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To engage in cybersex. More specifically, to type erotic chat with one hand while pleasuring oneself with the other hand.
Since she weighed 500 pounds in real life, Brenda only did the one handed chat with her many prospective boyfriends.
Pringles will inevitably become 40 oz cans to keep up with an increasingly heavy American public. When this packaging scheme becomes established the fattening game of Edward Pringle Hands will be born. Each participant will have a single 40 oz can of Pringles in each hand, secured with duct tape. The participants must then finish each can of Pringles before removing the tape. Obviously water during the competition is out of the question. Sprite only may be used as a source of moisture.
"Dude, we just got ten of the new Pringles 40's. Lets play Edward Pringles Hands. I call Sour Cream & Onion!" - Future College Sophomore
Noun: When you finger blast a juicy wet snatch for hours and your hand gets all wrinkly like you’re body when you’ve been in a hot tub for a long time.
Brock: Man I was feeding Maddy’s pony all afternoon if you know what I mean. I’m pretty sure I have carpal tunnel syndrome.
LaTrell: Yeah I saw your hot tub hand outside the drivers window as you pulled up.
Brock: Yeah she was juicy to say the least.
Hand-me-down in the context of talking about a girl or guy in which a friend or colleague has/wants/is with: the term is used when someone has been plunged by you and your friend is now plunging her/him.
The term shares a similar meaning to sloppy-seconds.
Person 1: I had sex with person 2 last week
Person 3: you had sex with my hand-me-down
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Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.
He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.
cabbage stuffed with meat, rice, and herbs and spices
We're gonna eat hunkie hand grenades for dinner.
To wipe your bottom with your own hand then shake someone else’s hand leaving a skid mark
No way Shane just totally give me a hand-brake skid