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When you wake up early from anesthesia and you have two doctors dicks in your mouth.
I was getting knee surgery, to my surprise I woke up early from anesthesia and had two doctors dicks in my mouth!!! Fucking Venus fly trap!
Hairstyles: you’ve heard of the flat top, the buzz cut, & the beehive. The Venus Fly Trap is the official name of Mike Pence’s hairstyle
Mike Pence’s hairstyle is true to its name. His Venus Fly Trap caught a housefly at the 2020 VP Debate
When you're about to cream in her pussy and she kegels your cock resulting in your dick being snatched thus causing an unpleasant tingling throughout your whole body :0
man 1: "dude I was about to cum and she Venus fly trapped my dick,"
man 2: "that's the worst,"
When you've been mistaken for a chocolate cookie but actually being a raisins in the cookie.
John gave me a damn trap cookie, hey knows I don't like raisins
Having a theme that makes you look cool, such as putting the shaka close you your face sticking your tongue out looking high as hell. This is usually what young rappers do, trying to prove you are cool and party a lot. Also in a dark room with your camera flash on
Friend: Dude this party is lit
Soundcloud rappers: Yeah bro lets have a trap theme to show we can party hard.
Far worse than ur mum gay and ur dad lesbian
13 year old 1: “ur mum gay”
13 year old 2: “no u”
13 year old 1: “your uncle trap”
13 year old 2: *crying*
This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.
I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.