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He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.
Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.
Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.
"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."
The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.
Doob
"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."
Mason Jacobs is the best boyfriend you could ever have and has a 8 inch horse shlong.
Her boyfriend must be a mason Jacobs the way she walks.
Is a man that have 9 inch cock and bang all the girls
Jacob ray berry cock
An Olly Jacobs is a person who is admired by his peers for being such a rebel in everyday life.
Your so cool your such an olly jacobs
The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”
An incredibly funny person who is so funny and cool that he can make you laugh by just looking at you.
He is also incredibly good at making the sound of a machine gun.
He also speaks very fluent Spanish and he is very awesome and attractive.
Micheal: "Hey Jacob Low, what does a machine gun sound like?"
Jacob Low: " Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr-Brr..."
Micheal: "Very funny."