A fucking hottie. Literal god. I love him so much he can slap this ass all day
Wow that persons hot, they must be jacob soder
Not the prettiest girlfriend in the world
jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"
A sexy young man with a fat cock
I wish I was Jacob Schuyler.
A term used to describe a mob of abnormally good looking men.
Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.
Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
Person 1: Is Jacob Fischer alive?
Person 2: Yeah :/
A kid who uses Discord way too much and has some addictions he has to sort out.
He always needs to shut up, and when he is blocked, he comes running back.
"Is that Jacob Bobaljik?"
"Yeah. Best to stay away."
he is a good friend, he gets all the ladies but has a tiny penis, he also likes old woman with incredibly saggy vagina's
Jacob Nicholas like saggie tits