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An ancient italian phrase developed to confuse chinese adversaries in gastronomic battle, particularly when said by men to women.
CF: Lunch?
IM: What time were you guys thinking? Legs under the table?
CF: Huh?
10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.
Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.
A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.
Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?
A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
Slang for the stubble hairs you see in the sink after shaving.
I clogged the damn sink again! There's too many roach legs!
Unshaven legs, specifically when previously shaven but hair starts to grow out
Him: Hey, are you going out like that?
Her: Yea, why not? Can't take to see my stubbly legs!
When your leg become wobbly and you lose coodination after smoking tobacco through a bong.
Page smoked a baccy and expericened baccy legs, falling over onto a beautiful blonde girl (unintentionally). She was not impressed.