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adderall penis

A side effect in which your penis will not be able to get hard and/or will pee a lot.

This will usually last 6 hours on generic (IR - Instant Release) adderall and 12 hours on extended release.

I tried having sex but I had adderall penis.

by EazieWeezie February 26, 2018


penis divorce

When two docking penises undock.

We heard somebody coming up the stairs, so we had to penis divorce really fast.

by fuckazoid jones May 1, 2019


Penis Biter

A penis biter is a person that bites men or transgender women's penis'. Penis biters are mostly gay people that need an exorcist.

Ex: "Dylan is such a gay penis biter

by DumbDuck November 4, 2020


bonsai penis

Like a penis, only smaller.

"She wasn't too impressed with my bonsai penis"

by W48 November 12, 2014


melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS

Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.

by bigballs22 October 24, 2017


High-penis

When to individuals with a penis give each other a high five with said penises. So basically a high five, but instead of hands you use penises.

Your new girlfriend is super hot. High-penis bro, good job!

by 69Unicorn69 November 25, 2021


Shrlurpy Penis

Shrlurping a very wet penis

Wendy gave Harry a Shrlurpy Penis and he said it was great!!!

by sparkylaad November 16, 2011