Three pat pocket check

When, after a night of drinking or about to leave a friends house or party, you pat down your pockets for your three most important items.

1.Wallet
2. Cellphone
3. Keys

After a night of heavy drinking, Chris performed the three pat pocket check to make sure he had his wallet,cellphone and keys.

Jack: Hey man lets go.
Jacob: Sure, lemme do a pocket check.

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Wetter than an otters pocket

Something cool i say when i think something is cool lol

Lily: Wow that chicken was wetter than an otters pocket last night luvvy

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north carolina hot pocket

When you shit and throw up into a girls vagina and then stuff a vibrator in there and then have sex while she’s wearing a turtle neck sweatshirt.

Sorry I couldn’t come to the party i was giving Brittany a North Carolina hot pocket

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alabama hot pocket

when two people of the same relation (preferably cousins) do sexual acts with eachother and then proceed to shit in one and others mouth

Emma: yes now let’s shit

Dave: ok but don’t tell our mom
Emma: strum me off you stupid taliban

Sanjeet Parakesh: allahuackbar

Sanjeet Parakesh: you guys alabama hot pocket

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back-pocket knowledge

Knowledge that one knows but only brings up when the situation presents itself.

Johnny knew he wouldn't need to know that in english, "mis bolas son picazón",means "my balls are itchy", but he remembered it just for the sake of back-pocket knowledge.

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south carolina hot pocket

When you take a phone put it in a girls Vigina then call the phone when it's on vibrate

South Carolina hot pocket

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On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets

On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets:
All over a person phyiscally...Smothering, in one's face...

When we have sex I'm going to be "On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets". If you touch that ball I'm "On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets"
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