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I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.

Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"

by Geckoli December 9, 2023


I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023

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I'm bmvdybge

I'm so angry and sadge that I cba to think of a word to describe me

Jo- you're a bitchy bitch face
Me- omg you poopoohead now I'm bmvdybge
Jo- oh no I'm so sorry

by Nangrad January 3, 2023


I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!

I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.

by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023


I'm in a gender of my own

There are only 2 genders, you can't be anything else. I don't care if you sexually identify as an Apache Helicopter it doesn't count.

"I don't fit in the two genders, I'm in a gender of my own"

"No you're not, you either have a dick or you have a pussy, there is no in between."

by GroovyReater4 January 23, 2017


I'm So Bored

Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.

Kylie: I'm so boreddd.
Weslie: Go fuck yourself.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023


I'm NOT sorry

Your NOT actually doing anything other than impersonating me out of spite because Jordan Peterson doesn't like the fact that I applied his metric to that retard. You don't actually care as long as you get to play supreme moral debate arbiter which is why Jordan Peterson probably likes you so much. You both want to be the golden prophet but you're not actually capable of being that without being INSTALLED (deliberately) by other people who want to shut ME down. You're an ancillary (or even tertiary) villain I the story of the greatest mind who has ever lived (Creator of A.I.)

Hym "I'm NOT sorry either. But Destiny literally the villain from Metro-man."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024