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When they hold a prayer event at your school and they give free pizza if you sit through it.
Person 1.) Aw man I have to deal with the free pizza jesus people today!
Person 2.) Well at least we get some quality pizza.
Person 1.) But they are so fucking annoying!
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Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.
onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.
onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.
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A term used to describe someone very old.
This lady was so old she must have been Jesus' prom date.
OR
That guy was so old he knew Jesus' prom date.
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Clever retort applied where "That's what she said" could have been. Or even sometimes where it wouldn't be, the possibilities are endless.
"I'm just gonna hang around here for a while"
-"that's what Jesus said"
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When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
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It is the Super Soaker. To have one destroys the purpose of Super Soakers in the first place. It is the epitome of Super Soaking. One with a Jesus Super Soaker will automatically win all Super Soaker battles.
Bob: Hey, Nate just got the Jesus Super Soaker.
Jayme: This is gay. Lets go play Pokemon.
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orange, gelatinous spheres of religious goodness.
like mandarin oranges, from Camp Oakhurst
the people who made them didn't no what they were, so Spencer had to name them
What is this?
It's a jesus orb.... eat up!
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