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A zaynsexual means a person who simps for every celebrity and won’t stfu about them especially timothee chalamet and needs help plus this person has friends called Judy taleen zaina mohd toti bodz majid
I am ZAYN sexual
Sexual and emotionally attracted to extra territorial life
Megan: Did George go home with that alien chick Nora?
Me: Yeah!
Megan: I didn't realize he was a Extra-Sexual.
A variation of asexuality where you are adverse only to public displays of affection - public displays of ew - but no sex itself.
Sorry, I am PD-Yu sexual, I don't feel comfortable kissing you in public, but at home we can do whatever you want ;)
when someone is very passionate about something and someone is mocking them for being passionate
did she sexual cough you
When you not into guys but you’d fuck the shit out of a guy name christopher
I’m a straight guy but I would only fuck that guy name Christopher, I’m chrissy sexual
the term used to describe one's risky or dangerous sexual behaviors. Said behaviors often end in massive failure, generally followed by moderate to severe injury.
Tilly's Friday nights are almost always ended with a sexual battlefield.
First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!