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Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.

“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”

by Sloppy Miguel February 16, 2019


Sloppy Austin

A sloppy joe with chicken instead of beef.

I had the best chicken sloppy Austin for lunch!

by The ultimate XS August 12, 2016


sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze. it will always be watery and will shoot into your eyes

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 04, 2020


sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 04, 2020


Sloppy Joe

A sexual activity that involves "eating out" a transmasculine person on their period.

Oh, I just gave him a sloppy joe.

by stuert567474535 July 19, 2024


Sloppy Joe

When fucking a girl in doggy style, as you about to cum pull out and ram your dick into her asshole, hence splattering cum all over and inside of her as and becoming very sloppy.

I gave her a full on Sloppy Joe man!

by The Sloppiest November 15, 2016


Sloppy Joe

When you give your boyfriend (that has the name joe) A very sloppy blowjob

Can you give me a sloppy joe tonight? not the burger. ;)

by joesgurl March 08, 2017