Tom

The name of someone who usually has a cum filled bum. Can be shortened to cumbum

Tom is a cumbum

Tom

The type of guy that is always going to die everyday. Drinks cola and is a nerd.

Alex: "Hey have you seen Tom?"
Tammy: "Probably is dead."
Alex: "oh.."

Tom

A boyfriend who texts you after school and very rarely ever talks to you face to face ,

While texting he’s the sweetest guy in the world and says he loves and cares for you but you feel like he’s only saying things for your satisfaction and then ignores you at school and ignores your texts then when you say something about it he says no that’s not true don’t worry it’ll will be ok

It’s been at least four weeks you’ve been together but he hasn’t talked to you often and your not even sure you love even like him anymore but you know deep down that you still care

Girlfriend; (texts) hey

Tom ; (reads the text) ( decides he’s gonna leave you on read)

Girlfriend; ah when you gonna text me (thinks to herself) he probably doesn’t even love me like i love him 🖤💙💔💘

tom

biggest attention seeker, he's normally gay, likes it up the bum and he is really annoying

tom: "got totally wasted on the weekend" (only had half a drink)

Tom

Nonce

Oh look out, here comes Tom. The nonce.

Noncey Tom
Tom, please stop noncing my cousin

Tom

One Thicc ass ginger bitch, the manliest man and the great disrespecter of wahmen. Often nicknamed ‘chunky’

Example:
Person 1: Tom! You can’t do that! They’ll kill you!
Tom: Well that feminist rally won’t disrespect itself

Tom

A grumpy racist old man. Enjoys an abundance of hostess products. Generally uses broken English. Does not like cheese and loves to not talk to his wife. Calls people names all the time

“Wow Tom is in quite the angry mood today”