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Suburban town, part of New Hyde Park on Long Island.
Has the best water in the country. Athletes from GCP are generally tougher than the average, able to beat that shit out of any Garden City pric to cross their path. The people there are very friendly and there is nothing there because it is probably the smallest town on long island consisting of about 1 square mile, if that.
Most Common nickname for Garden City Park residents for obvious reasons: God's Chosen People
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A variaton on the cinncinatti bowtie, where the giver flatulates into the victim's face.
When giving a cincinatti bowtie to his girlfriend, he decided to spice it up and threw a windy city bowtie into the mix.
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City Honors is a public school in Buffalo, New York. this is where all the best and brightest students come to hang out and go to "school". not really though. because at city honors i cannot remember the last time i did not do homework and recieved any kind of conciquence. We basically do not try and our teachers are not nearly as smart as we are so we just chill out all day then go to killer good colleges and get ranked number 4 public school in the nation.
City honors school kid: i have a future and will go to harvard because i am that sweet at life
Every other school ever kid: awwwwwww man you are really cool
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A city that is really fun to visit! with many good sites and alot of nice people.
NYC owns you and you know it
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a lunker of a turd so big, that only a skinny ford taurus driving family man with a moustache could have dropped it off.
walt, if i EVA catch you planting a damn oklahoma city bomber in my porcelin again, ima blast you in the back of the skull, foo!
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A pretentious neighborhood that has received a high amount of gentrification in recent years. The piers at gantry are quite marvelous. The neighborhood lacks the infrastructure of it's neighbors greenpoint, and Astoria, and still has a lot of areas that face urban blight. Vernon boulevard boasts worldclass restaurants yet the largest housing projects can be found a mile away. Gleaming condos cannot hide the urine soaked streets and roaring seven train clatter. Did I mention five points will be removed from the area? The area is for yuppies who have no sense of life. Some old world brownstones hide under the seven train, and the moma ps1 is a great venue though.
"Lets bike to the piers at LIC, just make sure we speed through Queensbridge housing projects, we wouldnt want to see the real LIC" Long island city
Lets go get some overpriced food on vernon!i love yuppie long island city
LIC HIGHSCHOOL, i HAD a friend once who graduated from there, complete overcrowded mess. Time to get the fuck out of long island city
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A school-shaped toilet frequented by failed students, drug addicts, single moms, and black people whom attempt to get a quality education.
On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
Nicole: Hey, should I go to Fresno City College next year; I want a good job?
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
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