1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.
A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.
2) Someone with horrible teeth.
1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."
2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.
When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour.
I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.
A ❌⚠️#pickleMouthDemon❌⚠️
That @GOP, @TheDemocrats, hype #pastors, talking #politicalheads, lying people, etc whereby television cameras, iPhone selfies, live mics, pats on the back, like on Twitter, etc., are just as addictive as the most powerful narcotics.
So they say & do anything
Why I called them #picklemouth #demons you ask?
They love vinegar! They drink in lies and they tell lies to the people!
Psalm 69:21
They put gall in my food and gave me vinegar for my thirst.
Candace Owens be acting like a pickle mouth demon on Fox News all the time.
Trump is a pickle mouth demon! He is lying and thirsty conservatives are drinking vinegar-like it is water!
When a female tounges your ballsack to the banjo riff from “Deliverance”
“How was she in bed?”
“She was good until she gave me that mouth banjo, I felt like I was fighting for my life”
A vaginal opening that, on first look, seems slim and tidy - a second glance, however, reveals that it needs additional fastenings for it to remain closed.
Well I got my first glance at Sandra's nunny last night. I wish I'd kept it as a first glance, as the more i looked the more I realised it was a Zippy's Mouth. I could've done with a second pair of hands to close it back up.
When a guy gets his balls gargled underwater in a hot tub.
Girl 1: Did you go over to Tommy’s last night, I heard he has a jacuzzi?
Girl 2: Yeah, I totally gave him an aquatic mouth dance