you're the piss in my pants

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

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I shat my pants

Something I said everyday 7 years ago

Mom I shat my pants

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pants off dance off

only the most kick-ass show ever. on fuse.

what's better than people of all ages, shapes, sizes stripping to music videos?

"Have you seen Pants Off Dance Off on Fuse yet?"
"Heck yes! I so wanna be on it!"

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get out of my pants

a phrase that is used after saying the same thing as someone, like jinx but cooler.

Chelsea: have you seen my softball? (simultaneously)
Alisa: have you seen my softball?

Get out of my pants!

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fly by the seat of your pants

Act according to one's own desires or beliefs without regard for standards for social behavior, logical sensibility, or the approval of others.

Generally regarded as negative, irresponsible

"I apologize for my friend's uncouth behavior, he tends to fly by the seat of his pants"

"Don't fly by the seat of your pants; make real plans for your future"

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poo poo pants

The term used for very very very short shorts.

Look at that girl wearing those poo poo pants... she looks like a slut!!

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sponge bob square pants

trendy cartoon that really has no entertainment value

im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!

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