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When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.
Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.
When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally
Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.
The game where you see a white object during the winter time and kick it. If it explodes, it was snow. If you end up with a few broken toes, it was ice.
Person 1 - Ice or Snow?
Person 2 - Gotta be snow!
Person 1 - (Kicks ice and proceeds to break toes)
Person 2 - Aw man, that was ice! Better luck next time!
(Verb) The act of playing in the snow, which you mistake as also skiing (said mistake made while drinking to excess, aka drunk)
Dave: I mean, it’s cold and I have the under clothes cold gear, you know - the type you wear when you’re snowing?
Devon: *looks at Dave like wtf you must be drunk* “Snowing”?!
Dave: *realizes what he said but tries to play it off* Yeah “snowing,” when one plays in the snow...haha...I’m just kidding - I meant skiing!
Speaking at length on a subject about which you know nothing.
It's snowing so hard in this (insert pseudoscience) chatroom.
When someone doesn't wash their hair and there is a fuck ton of dandruff