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Jakes

Police. People use this word to look less suspicious.

Jakes kicked down my front door and took everything

by Karinpidh October 16, 2020


Jake

A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.

Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"

Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."

Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"

by MooshroomLuma May 27, 2023


Jake

Jake. Jake is a character from 'Jake and the neverland pirates'.

'Jake, look out! Captain hook is near!'
'Thanks, Izzy!

by Anonymousyapple November 24, 2021


Jake

A retard who falls out of trees

Jake bruce kelly climbed the tree and broke his back. absolute spastic

by dcsnkcsjvsfdkghggg February 25, 2019


Jake

If you have the name Jake or no anyone called Jake they are more likely to be really angry so do not try and speak to him because you will most likely get told to kill yourself or get called a ugly slag

Jake

by Ndjsbssk August 19, 2021


Jake

a kid who doesn’t have the best looks but a good personality. I would never date a jake cause he isn’t trustworthy. He will cheat nonstop and say he doesn’t. He we fuck many other girls!!! He is not worth your life. I would dump him. Cause girl u deserve the world. A jake can be very stubborn. And he won’t trust anyone, even when his gf is with guys that he is friends with. While he is with other bitches and doesn’t tell her ...like? Never date a jake waste of time and very ugly kid with glasses messed up teeth and weird ass hair. Let’s pass on that sis

Sydney: I wanna fuck jake

Linsey: ew no he so ugly
Sydney: True true oh well

by Cockblockpop June 23, 2019


Jake

A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.

A little boy was startled after seeing a wild Jake on the rooftop

by gay baby hero July 24, 2020