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apple

a word to tell your friends to stop being fucking delusional.

"maybe my ex still loves me"
"apple."

by french exit March 10, 2023


Apple

apple is a baddie who posts edits of animals on Camtasia 8, so she is a badass

Apple is so uglyyyyyyy
why there apple

by applezarecoolio January 16, 2018


Apples

They are only the most amazing thing in existence and go with pretty much everything. They have many uses and just can brighten your day.

I think you have an obsession with apples.

WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!

by ApplesBooksandTea April 8, 2018


Apple

What old people say when they mean iPhone or iPad

Grandson: *texting*

Grandma: Get off your apple!

by satansgoldfish September 9, 2015


apple

why are you looking at apple on Urban Dictionary? Get a life.

Guy 1: There is actually Apple on Urban Dictionary!
Guy 2: ew who looks that up on this place

by Redoxoful January 23, 2018


apple

were you deepthroat somebody until there breakfast comes out then you finger there asshole and scratch the rectum

please can i apple you “yes sure” thanks you nigger

by rasist February 14, 2022


apple

it’s an apple you prick why u lookin it up

1. This apple is so juicy
2.This apple is so round

by sexymotherfucker June 1, 2020