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A fart that is loud but has no odor.
Don't worry, it doesn't smell. It was just a novelty fart.
The fear to pass gas, usually brought on by sharting.
"Why does Ricky keep going to the bathroom?"
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
Extremely earthy, ripe, aromatic flatulence. Thick and pungent, it lingers and clings to the nostrils. It may be accompanied by dibbles of a waxy, oily consistency.
I was in the middle of my presentation when I dropped a woodsy fart. Needless to say a break was called that cleared the room.
My uncle did a woodsy fart right after Christmas dinner. Everyone could taste it and it’s still floating around the living room.
Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.
"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"
WiFi router that runs on farts.
“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”
When a male forces a fart an it unexpectedly explodes under his nutsack does feeling like he got kicked in the balls!
Neil tried to force a silent fart in church but ended up fart kicking himself in the balls!