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When you have to fart but are unsure of if it will smell or not you let out a small fart as a test. The small fart is a Fart Scout.
I am so glad I let out a Fart Scout first because it was rank. I moved to another room to let it rip so I wouldn't make anyone sick.
this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite
meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.
Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb
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When you laugh so hard a fart involuntarily escapes
My dad thought the cat video was so funny he chuckle farted and the entire office turned to look at him.
Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.
Why are you using my fart shorts to wash your car, Dan?
When the innocent babs created by god makes an innocent mistake
That girl had puppy farts when she mispelled the word cock
Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs
Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option