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ghetto things

a collection of well valued overseas items up to and including groceries and clothing. sometimes referred to as bargain shops; including some you may or may not know.

“where did you get those USA Polo Aggressor slides?”
“oh! the knock off item at a maximum discount on sale at Ghetto Things?”

by shy shy24 June 18, 2022


ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch October 4, 2015


Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)

Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.

by narutoyaoi2000 November 3, 2021


Ghetto Mailer

A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.

A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.

by Theropod X April 26, 2011


Ghetto Gonzalo

Ghetto Gonzalo is a person who is really ghetto,big and mean to his amazing friend nicole

Omg Ghetto Gonzalo is being mean and he looks so big. and look he is being ghetto to shelby

by cashlic September 22, 2021


Ghetto Gloss

to doll oneself up, to dress up, to make fancy

Let's ghetto gloss the table by adding napkin rings.

"I'm not here to ghetto gloss it up for you..." song lyric by Rachel McGoye

by Rachel McGoye Fan February 24, 2010


Ghetto Doting

When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.

Yea, Ill prob just ghetto doting my stuff w/ tascam 414 and my tape deck.

by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017