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Whiplash of the ass
From Futurama season 2, episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils"
Bender: I think I got whiplash!
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!
A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.
Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.
A not so mythical creature who vistits you in your sleep, buggering you with out disturbing said slumbering. The ass fairy then leaves you half a roll of quaters on the night stand, a half pack of ciggerttes taped to your palm, and a sore arse.
Andy "Dude I passed out at Jeff's party last night and got visited by the ass fairy."
Aaron "Oh Ya, how do you know?"
Andy "My ass hole hurts like a mother, and a had a half-pack of marb's duct taped to my hand, but at least he gave me bus fare."
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Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.
That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.
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Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.
These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.
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The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!
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