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cheeze boner

When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩

Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!

by d1rty...s0cks April 03, 2021


Bait Boner

When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.

"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"

"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."

by patbutcherswetlips October 26, 2011


Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat May 14, 2018


Dirrhea Boner

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

by J Adkins OU May 15, 2016


acute boner

A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.

That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.

by acuteboneritis April 30, 2013


Jam boner

When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.

Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.

by Fillcolons October 04, 2018


condolence boner

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

by Blue- White Colonel December 13, 2015