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When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩
Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!
When one becomes aroused at the sight of food. Happens in anticipation of a good scran.
"Look at that Fudge Brownie, I've got a Bait Boner"
"Hew pet, stick me tea on, once I've scranned it, I'll hoy me bait boner clean up you."
Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.
“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”
When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.
Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.
A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.
That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.
When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.
Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.
The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.
Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.