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When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.
Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.
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A term used when a subject sees something that is so cute that an erection or sexual arousal occurs.
That kitten is so cute it gave me acute boner when I was cuddling it.
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Boner Petit is a term that some music stans refer to Katy Perry's song Bon Appetite as mockingly.
Boner Petit is such a shitty song, Look What You Made Me Do Outsold.
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The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.
"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"
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(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.
(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.
"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."
"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."
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<1>: When you hide your erect penis by pointing it upwards with the waistband of your boxers.
dude...i saw a hot girl and i had to boner bungiee through town.
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The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.
Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.
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