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(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.
(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.
"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."
"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."
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The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.
Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.
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A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to
Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner
No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it
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That tingly feeling you get in your mouth when you think of a certain food or start eating something you've been thinking about eating.
Person 1: Why did my mouth feel weird when I took a bite of that Thin Mint?
Person 2: Dude that's a mouth boner
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a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud
It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.
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When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.
Just got a mega boner from the children’s hospital.
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a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place
"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"
"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?
Fuck yeah!!"
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