<1>: When you hide your erect penis by pointing it upwards with the waistband of your boxers.
dude...i saw a hot girl and i had to boner bungiee through town.
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A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant
He received a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl
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The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.
"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"
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(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.
(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.
"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."
"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."
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ellie: omg is that caidie?
amy: yeah it is isnβt she well clapped
ellie: no i just got the biggest girl boner
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when a girls clitoris gets so hard it's almost like a boner.
This girl sat down with her legs spread open, we could totally see her vaginal boner
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The act of taking a photo of oneself via a smartphone affixed to one's erect penis, as a substitute for a selfie stick.
Who needs a selfie stick? I'll just take a boner selfie. It's 2016!
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