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at a bar, going up to a random girl and asking her for sexual favors.
if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.
"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.
Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!
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After fucking your chick (or dude) in the ass, you pull out your dick and slap her (or him) in the face thus giving them a shitty mushroom stamp hence the chocolate mushroom stamp.
My chick loves chocolate so I fucked her in the ass pulled out and smacked her in the forehead with my mushroom tip leaving a glorious looking chocolate mushroom stamp. I never had anal sex with her again :(
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Chocolate legs: (verb) when your little brother accidently shits on his legs n tries to convince you that it is chocolate, he also convinces himself to prove it by licking it!! EWWWWYYY!
chocolate legs: my brother shit himself and then said it was chocolate we knew the difference and he still ate it, yuck
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a white chocolate is a person who is half black half white
white chocolate is kara
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To both urinate and deficate in one's underwear simultaneously.
Izzie had been drinking all day and had unfortunately produced a Terry's Chocolate Lemon.
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When a man fits all five of his fingers into a womens ass and then pulls them out. He then proceeds to open his palm and stretches it toward the sky.
At the company picnic this girl got a chocolate north star.
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