half-great-granduncle

Great-grandparent's half-brother.

My half-great-granduncle is a good person.

half-quarter

when the relationship only lasts six weeks, or half a calendar quarter of 12.

"Jenn called them 'half-quarters' because in six weeks, they were done: they'd had all the sex possible, and now they were bored."

half sasquatch

When you shave one side of your pubes and leave the other side hairy.

“Damn dude that’s a nice half sasquatch”

half a bender

Half a bender, a slang / derogatory term for a metrosexual man.

Man 1 " tried my new moisturiser last night, face proper smooth"

Man 2 " fuck off, you turned half a bender or sumthink?"

half-pibling

Parent's half-sibling.

My half-pibling is a good person.

half-pibling

Parent's half-sibling.

Half-pibling.

six of one, half a dozen of the other

something corporate douchebags say instead of "the same"

"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"

"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"

"...?"