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Jamaican Iced Tea is made in a three step process.
1) Put a chew in your lip, and spit into a bottle.
2) Late at night, when you have to take a piss, rather than go to the bathroom, pee in the spitter.
3) Let it sit for a few days.
Keep in mind, there is a certain protocol to follow when disposing of a Jamaican Iced Tea.
Ben Mann just disposed of a full case of Jamaican Iced Teas this morning.
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That disgusting cola drink that hobo's buy. It looks cheap and is, and rightly so. Because it tastes like shit.
Me: Whatcha doin?
Brenton: Drinking.
Me: Drinking what?
Brenton: Got this awesome drink called LA ICE Cola, its like 20c for 2L so I can just swig from this bottle all day. Although it has a very harsh taste, kind of faeces like, but worse. 20c though, cant really go wrong.
Me: Oh brenton....
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Boinking a bucket of ice cream with a knife to extract the goodies so as to leave multiple penetration marks in the end.
I ice cream raped my rocky road for all the Marshmallows.
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Freshly paved asphalt that makes for a fast, smooth ride on skateboards or roller blades.
This surface sucks...let's go find some black ice.
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the liquids in between 2 black people having sex
Aging hippie liberal douche observed as jamal and keisha rubbed out a liquidy ice ream sandwich.
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A character from Ice Age So many people on the Internet want him to die. What's worse is that they want to kill that baby. That is murder and you can get arrested for that.
Some random person: Oh no! It's the Ice Age Baby! Let's kill him!
Me: Stop it, get some help.
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After this party, I want Suckameet to ice me out
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