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Felis Catus, commonly referred to as a household cat. The thing that meows !
It's a misspelling.
The car is so eepy ... Please don't wake him up
Kyler’s Mom’s Car -
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Bomber Doppelgänger
Kyler’s Mom’s Car in stats
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like you driving your mom’s car
The car that got absolutely fucked by a Boston Marathon Doppelgänger
Kyler’s Mom’s Car
Kyler: Oh no the website crashed
Ben: Yea like your mom’s car
Are often passed from friend to friend - dents and scrapes are mandatory - buy a nice seat cover at least for the driver side - Do not repaint or get the dents fixed - do not lend it to a friend unless they are agreeable to a cash replacement - stay left and aim at something cheap.
My island car crapped out on me on my way to work.
you have accidentally poop in a unproered place
Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
A small 'sports car featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000, 350z, 370z, mr2, audi tt. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the nissan 350z was nominated hairdressers choice of the decade
You drive a 350z? Dude that's a hairdresser car.
A small 'sports car' featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000,350z, 370z, audi tt, miata etc. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
You bought a miata? That's such a hairdresser car