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benjamin franklin middle school

A public school that takes things way to seriously. They can't even figure out how to deal with bottle flipping so they ban it. Teachers are okay but like it's all annoying. Known to be one of the best school districts in New Jersey, they still have no idea how to set up a school. Cliques and shit are way to desperate and the students are rich kids that don't know how to appreciate Ridgewood so they bash it and go to New York for smoothies at that rich ass sugar factory.

Person 1: "you go to bfms?"
Person 2: "ya exactly, I listen to people talk shit about shattering dreams with alcohol and shit." Benjamin Franklin middle school

by Pseudonymcreator December 10, 2016


cooley middle school

Cooley is a great school but people think it’s where kids will be fake don’t get me wrong they are but will also say you’ll find a hoe..... but Once you know the school you’ll know Some teachers can be strict and rude but over it’s an okay school. People just misjudged it sometimes!!

What ppl think:
Bethany: Hey Martha hows Cooley Middle School
Martha: Everyone is fake and act like hoes
Bethany: Oh shit

Reality:
Bethany: Hey Martha hows Cooley Middle School
Martha: It’s not that bad tbh
Bethany: Oh shit

by Cooley Middle School September 23, 2019


centerville middle school

A place for sluts, autistic kids that ruin the learning environment, and fucking annoying gay faggot teacher. possibly the worst school ever to exist tbh.

Centerville middle school
MAI - “Hey have you went to CMS?”
CHINK - “I fucking hate that shitty school I ejaculated in the bathrooms and I almost fucking died. Guacamole Nigga Penis

by GaBeBitches June 23, 2020


clark middle school

a place where you can find almost anything, school shooters, people addicted to drugs, gang bangers, and kids that threaten to shoot teachers

“hey did you hear about that kid that got ran over?”
“yeah it happened at clark middle school right?”

by da-goat November 6, 2019


Clark middle School

This school is located in St. John is the richest school in the LC district. We love our school and as a all-white school… we love to make fun of other districts!

her: ewww look at Merrillville and they are so ghetto…
him: yea i’m glad i don’t go to a run down school and we go to Clark Middle School

by cartiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 20, 2022


Clark Middle School

A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.

Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?

Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?

Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?

Sam : yes, that was me

*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.

by Hillbillybuck June 22, 2017


roy w brown middle school

shitty school that claims to be "diverse" when in reality is 50% filipino.

student: hey what's the hw?
teacher: excuse me? i'm a roy w brown middle school teacher, therefore i am racist. go to detention for no reason.

by unsmart asian?!? woah insane!! March 13, 2023