mother chicken

slang for someone who works in a scam/call center

i just got called by a mother chicken

Mother tax

The option to eat any unattended food left by family.

A portion of food that must be given to the mother on request.

I’ll have some of that please - Mother tax.

Mother-Friend

The girlfriend of one's father or mother.

My dad starting dating my mother-friend after my mother passed away.

dirt mother

one whos «soil» purpose is to educate others on dirt & soil

chelcea used to be my dirt mother, & now i know where dirt comes from !

you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.

John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

your mothers chin

a word to be usesed as a response or comeback

mom:whens the last time you did the dishs
me:your mothers chin