your mother

something fat thats too fat to scale

your mother is gay

your mother

the most sexy beautiful amazing woman in the entire world and your lucky to be birthed by this smexy beast

joe: bro your mother is so beautiful
Andy: brother back off she birthed me
Joe: okay jeez

Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED

Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!

your mother

it is another name for your own female human parent

hey look is that your mother she is pretty your mother. hey don't talk about your mother like that

your mother

a milf

“everyone loves your mother”

Your Mother

Your Mother

"Ratio your mother"

Your Mother

The woman I formicate with daily

Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."