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Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by June 9, 2022


riding accapella

Single, but having a blast. Free with nobody telling you what or what not to do.
"Young, Wild, Free"

"Now I be riding accapella"
"Single and ready to mingle"
"Ready to ride accapella?"

by RubyRedd July 30, 2013


The opposite of ride or die

Day sulan is the opposite of ride or die and I’m not talking about nothing illegal in my definition but everything good a girlfriend and wife do for their man, and all they do is serve their best interests. In fact when we was together not only day sulan was the opposite of a ride or die chick, she embodied everything illegal there is you can do and so much stuff that should be illegal too and stop the first definition with the rest of her anti ride or die girl crew

Day sulan is the opposite of ride or die

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ August 30, 2024


Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 29, 2020


Neuter Ride

The means of tricking a dog to willingly come along to a vet appointment, usually (but not always) for the sake of neutering/spaying said dog. If said fast enough, it sounds like "Need a ride?"

Hey Kai, Neuter Ride?

by Alucard54s August 7, 2014


Ride The Snowball

Cash in or pick up on another person's energetic or productive attitude.

Phil: We'll never get this project done! Our debug team is too lazy!
Clyde: Oh, don't worry. Our programmers have been pretty productive, so the rest of us can just ride the snowball from here.

by MpegEVIL June 2, 2011


lesbian low ride

A woman that choose to layer their first layer of "boy shorts" with a second layer of "boy pants" ie sweatpants.

Amanda walked into the bar with her reboks with the straps and didn't realize that she was exhibiting the lesbian low ride with her sweaty sweaty sweat pants.

by Sugar Niqua October 26, 2013