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When a guy is fucking his cousin doggystyle and the girl is giving her brother a blowjob and the guys are thumb wrestling on her back
The best family reunion always ends up in a Mississippi Pig roast
a fat slut who will absolutely never say "That's All Folks!"
Adam is trying to catch the whorky pig with whiskey and bacon.
The phrase used to describe an average to bad looking person you keep around for personal amusement.
Guy 1: "What's going on with you and Jasmine? You two seem awfully close wouldn't you say?"
Guy 2: "Its nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig"
A phrase used to describe an average to terribly looking person being used for personal amusement.
Guy 1: "What's the deal with Jasmine? You two are pretty close wouldn't you say?"
Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."
Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters
Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows
When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.
I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.
when you jump on a girl's ass so hard so scream like a pig
darling can you do the jumping pig on me?