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A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.
Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww
Interolation's bay of pig invasion
Interolation's bay of pig invasion
Slang for a fat woman's vagina.
"Did you hear what he did last night?! He ate out her pigs head!"
Hello im peppa pig Oink, this is my little brother george oink, this is mommy pig OInk! And this is daddy pig OINK
A cum pig is motivated by cum over and above cock. Cum pigs have a big appetite for cum and will gobble up just about any load that’s put in front of them.
While they are happy to be fed loads, a motivated cum pig will actively suck cock in order to feed and will almost single mindedly feed on loads of cum when their appetite calls for it – fresh from a cock, or licking it up from a table or the floor.
Cum pigs find the most joy however, in being smothered in cum and will let men splatter loads of cum all over their face and body - unphased. Often leaving it to dry or lathering it over their skin.
Yo you know Lincoln? He ended up sucking off all us dudes at the house party last week. Just chugging down load after load, unless dudes wanted to cum on his face then he just left it there and moved on to the next guy. Turns out Link is a filthy stupid cum pig
A wee little piggy with a curly tail and a keen nose for roffles, specially trained by roffle farmers to sniff out only the freshest, juiciest roffles on teh intarwebs.
"Jesus H Buddah, I'm bored off my tits today"
"Don't worry, I'll send my roffle pig out to find something to entertain you, he always knows where to find the best shit online."
Someone who doesn’t know when they are full after eating a meal and finishes the food on someone’s else plate too.
Sometimes be who literally eats that quick you would think they inhaled it
I physically feel sick watching that snuffle pig eating