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What you say in the grocery store when you reach the end of the frozen foods aisle.
"They're outta cool whip. I gotta go. I just shot my wad."
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Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.
The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.
Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.
He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.
Barry has shot his cock off
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A word used by someone of the scumbag origin who really wants to steal your footwear.
"Here bud giz a shot of your laces or ill bleedin kill ye RIGH"
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A drink originating in Sioux Falls, SD, named after The RedEye Bar it was invented in, appearance, and for its affects post consumption. Served in a plastic power bomb shot glass, you fill the center shot with UV Cherry Vodka and fill the outside ring with NOS Energy drink. The shot will look like a red eye. Created at a time before a negative correlation between energy drinks and alcohol was established, this shot represents the true epitome of the dangers presented with combining both items. Caution is strongly advised: If consumed in moderate to large quantities the imbiber will develop blood shot eyes.
Mike: What do you feel like doing tonight? Are you up for a drink after work?
Jack: The red-eyed Coyote will appear in the RedEye Bar at the far end of town.
Mike: Oh man, I'm not sure I can handle another night of Red Eye Shots!
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The art of getting the shit smacked out of u so hard u fly 30 feat in the derection your facing
"I Yeet Smack One Shot a guy the other day off a railing"
Originally derived from a response to a low budget, cinematic attempt at fake blood splatter resembling BBQ sauce, the phrase can also be applied as an reaction to any botched effort.
Yo, did you see that girl reject that guy's pick up line in front of all his bros? She shot him right in the sauce!
This is where a male fills his urethra with Doctor Pepper and ejaculates on their companion's face.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a San Francisco cum-shot.