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The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.
I only went there to identify a person, and I ended up giving that body a mongolian super buffet.
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When you are travelling at very fast speeds without propulsion. ex. Snowboarding, biking, wing suit, etc. Sometimes a blur or warp speed effect will happen in your vision, when this happens you know for sure you’re going super cyan.
Lets super cyan this run I need to show this guy what fast is about.
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Adult content played on Anime Network at 1:00am eastern to 4:00am eastern
Skimmpy Clothes-Extreme Jiggling-Nose Bleed
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The "busy" that excludes the important people in ones life.
Implies "I've got better things to do than spend time with you. Can't you see how busy I am?"
"I can't see you tonight; I'm super-busy at the moment"
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this is the same as your regular awkward turtle except one will flip his hands upside down. this creates a turtle as though it were on its back and unable to move. this may only be used in super awkward moments which happen very rarely in life.
telling a mom joke in a group to someone who's mom is actually dead, and the only person that doesn't know his mom is dead is the joke teller. this situation would invite you to use the super awkward turtle.
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In the future, when all lesser businessess have faded into the fogs of obscurity. Humanity will cluster around the last bastions of Pseudo-Capitalism. Including living quarters for all employees and shoppers alike, now people can TRUELY live the Walmart experience! Behold the age of the Super Duper Walmart.
Now that we can live at the new Super Duper Walmart, we don't ever have to leave!
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Someone who is beyond an ordinary level of cute.
Bro, Maria is super saiyan cute.