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when intoxicated college students dance and grind on each other in a awful orgy-like fashion
We went to the Union Bar to enjoy an afterwork drink but we quickly left because of the worm sex.
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Mean, angry, violent sex. This can take the form of dominatrix. However, it most commonly involves the use of handcuffs, various positions, and several painful, but sexual, acts.
After breaking up with my girlfriend, I met up with some girl for tyrannosaurus sex.
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Natasha lived in an apartment and her roommate was gone so she decided to have her boyfriend over. She sees Katsuki her boyfriend and she started to get wet. Her heart was racing and before she realised what was going on Katsuki had grabbed her and thrown her on the couch. He ripped off his shirt as Natasha did the same. He undid her size DD bra and threw it on the floor. He squeezed her breasts and began to play with her nipples. She was getting wetter by the second. Natasha quickly undoes Katsuki's belt and takes off the rest of his clothes. Katsuki does the same to Natasha. He then drags his fingers gently and slowly down from her breasts. He reaches to her inner thighs and then proceeded to her pussy. He begins to rub her clit. Natasha is gasping for air. He slips his fingers in deep. He than adds another finger and another. Natasha is so close to squirting but knows she has to hold it otherwise Katsuki would be mad. Without warning Katsuki thrusts his whole cock into her mouth whilst still fingering her hard. Natasha gaggs but she really enjoys sucking on his long hard 12" cock. He cums in her mouth and she swallows all of it. He then pulls out and thrusts his whole cock into her pussy. He licks the cum off his fingers and then goes back to playing with Natasha's breasts as he roughly thrusts bach and forth. He pulls out, dripping with your juices he shoves his cock back in her mouth unexpectedly. He pulled out and they both lay there for a while dripping in cum.
You little fuckers are so horny for this sex story.
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What men will settle for after whimpering and wheedling and begging. No confirmed sightings, probbly an urban legend.
Pity Sex Gladly Accepted --T-Shirt.
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The epic act of having sex and playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl at the same time.
Did you hear? Oscar and Tanya had brawl sex yesterday. Tanya won.
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Has the same concept as surround sound and basically gives you the effect of actually being there part-taking in actual sex. This requires three (3) or more beds in one room arranged either horizontally or vertically. Surround sex can only be achieved when both roommates in the outer beds are having sex but the one (or more then one) roommate in the middle isn't having sex. Hence the effect of surround sex as he is both surrounded by the sound in at least stereo and the creaking of beds so it gives the impression to the one roommate experiencing this surround sex, that he/she is actually having sex but sadly they are not.
Optional and creepy: The one roommate in the middle not having sex can masturbate to make his surround sex experience more realistic.
Lets say your roommates name is Mike.
"Hey Mike how was that surround sex last night?"
"Oh it was great even though it keep me up all night the surround feeling of Surround Sex made it seem close to real and masturbating only made it better. It was a win win situation for everyone in my opinion."
"Sure. creepy... glad you don't mind though"
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To indicate a stark change from an ordinary kick-a-about to swaggering showboating, resulting from the unexpected presence of female spectators during a game of football.
Involves teenage boys between the ages of 12-18 going from a jovial game of heads and volleys to Cruyff turns, Beckham-esque curling free kicks, aggressive diving headers, Roy Keane/Alf-Inge Haaland slide tackling, completely unnecessary keepie-uppie and never passing the ball - in a vain attempt to attract the female spectator.
Originated in Lincolnshire circa 2000.
Ben - "We were having a decent game and then the Year Ten girls arrived..."
Beeda - "...so Macca turned to sex skills?"
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