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n. Urinary tract fire extinguisher; antibiotics.
It burns when I pee.
Dude, see your doctor. You need a UT fire extinguisher.
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Kids who read the book series so many times they wont shut the fuck up about it.
Person 1: I keep getting nagged by some Wings of Fire kids. They won't shut up about it.
Person 2 : Time to drop the nuclear weapons.
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When a woman begins menstruation while taking a crap.
"Damn girlfriend! Angie didn't flush and she must have been raining fire and brimstone by the judge of this crime scene!"
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while having sexual intercourse, when one is about to cum, you light your womans pubes on fire, and then procede to put the fire out with your jizz
i did the amazon fire fighter last night
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a frozen sample of period blood with some blood clots, that is un-frozen by fire, then used in strawberry fruitistas at taco bell then sold to lovely, un-knowing customers (:
taco bell employee: what can i get for you?
customer: yes i'd like one strawberry fruitista ,extra strawberries
employee: alright, *yells to the back* one alaskan fire clump, extra blood clots!
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a really shitty machinima out there made by Canadians.
They produce their episodes out of sequence.
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to indulge in activities that would arouse intense sexual feelings among people.
At the bachelors' party, he set sex on fire and the party virtually turned into a sex party.
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