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Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time.
He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun.
However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together!!! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate!
Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely.
Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse.
(In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)
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People that have more pigment than others, and that’s all. Nothing special. There can be good black people, and bad ones. An example of Good black people are Martin Luther King Jr., Harriet Tubman. And a bad example of black peoples is R. Kelly and someone else but I can’t think of the name.
However, bad black people really seem to come for White people. As in calling us racial terms like cracker and honkey. They need to understand that they are most likely not descendants of slaves and all white people are not descendants of slave owners.
Good black people however don’t care that we are white and respect us as humans. Those are good black people who I most surely respect and hope they are having a nice day.
Coming from a white female, I know there are good black people out there. I do not see races, I only see the human race, I genuinely respect them. However if you call me a racial slur like cracker, don’t expect respect from me and don’t dare call me a racist.
Example 1:
Good white person: Hi there how are you today?
Good black person: I’m doing great! Thanks for asking!
Example 2:
Good white person: Hello how are you?
Bad black person: shut up you fucking cracker!
Example 3:
Good black person: Hi! How are you doing?
Bad White person: shit up you n*****!
Example 4:
Bad white person: Ugh motherfucking n*****!
Bad black person: Stupid fucking cracker ass bitches!
Black people can be racist, just like white peoples
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One of many conversational mistakes make by a caucasian when speaking, or in this case giving directions, to an african american when secretly in fear of his life.
Hey, thanks guys for the order. To pick that up, just pull around black.
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The process of using an electric sander to sand the callouses off of your feet.
Man, my callouses were gettin' so thick I had to give em' a Black and Decker pedi.
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Sub-genre of heavy metal that was developed throughout the 80s and early 90s. Venom's 1982 release, "Black Metal," is responsible for coining the term. The LP was full of Satanic camp, sloppy playing and raw production, as well as singer Cronos's growled vocals. By 1983, Hellhammer had formed and played an even more minimal style than Venom. As they matured, they changed their name to Celtic Frost and would eventually become known for transcending several extreme styles, including thrash metal, black metal, death metal and doom metal.
Bathory is perhaps the most notable black metal group from the 80s. The first three albums ("Bathory," "The Return," and "Under the Sign of the Black Mark) provided the listener with buzzsaw guitars, low fidelity production, shrieked vocals and simplistic phrasing, making Venom seem tame in comparison. By the end of the decade, frontman Quorthon had taken the sound into a "viking metal" direction, slowing down the tempo and distancing itself from Satanic overtones.
There were other groups in the 80s that were influential to black metal, including the thrashy sound of Sodom, the Venom-esque aggression of Italy's Bulldozer and the traditional sound of Mercyful fate, whose frontman King Diamond was among the first to wear the Kiss-like makeup that has become known as "corpse paint."
In the early 1990s, Norway would be primarily responsible for the development of second wave black metal. A number of musicians who felt that death metal had become stagnant decided to separate themselves from the flock by paying tribute to 80s black metal while establishing new ideas for the young genre. Darkthrone, Burzum, Mayhem, Emperor, Immortal, Enslaved and Satyircon all began releasing albums that, while individually unique, had many of the same elements. This included extensive use of tremolo picking, open string playing, standard tuning, shrieked vocals, and lyrics focused on occultist themes. Additionally, pinch harmonics and palm muting were rarely heard. Several of these musicians were also known for burning down Norwegian churches, perhaps as a way of protesting the prominence of Christianity in the area. Another controversial element of black metal were groups such as Absurd and Graveland, who had National Socialist leanings.
Outside of Norway were a number of influential groups, such as Dark Funeral, Beherit, Impaled Nazerine, and Behemoth. Other groups such as Mystifier, Archgoat and Belphegor, successfully combined black and death metal. Other fusions include ambient black metal (early Burzum, Blut Aus Nord) and folk metal (Finntroll, Korpiklaani). And much like melodic death metal, there is also a melodic branch of black metal (Graveworm, Rotting Christ, Dimmu Borgir). Recently, groups such as Forgotten Tomb and Amesoeurs combine shoegaze/emo with black metal, an unlikely combination, perhaps a reflection of black metal's occasional commercial appeal.
Darkthrone is the most well known black metal band, releasing several influential albums throughout the 1990s before leaning towards a punk inspired style.
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An awesome song by The Rolling Stones.
Unfortunately, it was put on Guitar Hero 3, and now a whole bunch of idiots are running around in Rolling Stones T's calling themselves fans because of one song.
Person 1: OMGzzz! i LIKE l0v3 PAINT IT BLACK by The Rolling Stones! its SO EMO!!!!!!one Teyre mah fav band EVAR!!!!!!!1
Person 2: Is Paint It, Black the only song you know by them?
Person 1: Uv CORSE not! i also knw... um...
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: um,,,
Person 2: Exactly.
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