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A long, hard look or glare meant to intimidate.
Oh, man, look at Dave giving me the big house stare, trying to back me down.
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basically someone whose name starts with an m LOVES to ejaculate, jerk off, penetrate or either fuck yellow houses.
Those people invented piss kink.
Person.1- jesus u really are a yellow house fucker
M- guess u found out my true self
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unoccupied long-for-sale homes with "FOR SALE" signs out front and with a desperate owner so obviously gone that even the curtains are gone, or nearly all curtains.
'Well it looks like we have another see-through house down the street, and I guess Joe couldn't make the mortgage after he bought that Mercedes.'
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whos ever house it is has to do everything first
brittany is to difficult to get up and go to her sisters room which is against the house rule.
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House of the Rising Sun is a song written by The Animals in 1964. It is considered a rock classic, and currently holds the record for Most Auditioned Song for American Idol. The Animals later revealed that the song itself is about a prison, referencing a "ball and chain" in the lyrics as well as the title "House of the Rising Sun" which is a reference to the fact that prisoners wake at sunrise.
Did you hear Haley Reinhart's take on House of the Rising Sun? It was amazing
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Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.
You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!
After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!
Job done, disaster avoided.
Friend 1: Yo Nig, did you tap that lastnight?
Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!
Friend 1: you the man.
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When Chinese ppl are in the area, building
There are CHINKS IN DA HOUSE!!!
CHINKS IN DA HOUSE MOTHER FUCKERS!!
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