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Maria Nichole's Future husband period.
JOHN MICHAEL PADILLA JORDAS IS SO DAMN FAITHFUL AND LOYAL TO HER WIFE
A school for the artsy druggos. they all look the same when they are in casual clothes, and they think they are above all. They are also really super rich.
"look at her clothes! she must be from st michaels grammar school"
When the plug gives you 2.3g for 20 bucks.
White dude: Hey man can I pick up a dub?
*Hands 20 dollars
Plug: Thanks dude I threw you a Michael Jordan!
White guy: Sweet!
The forgotten Prince of Hell, Thomas Michael Fucking Conner. He is one of the most feared beings in the Milky Way with his shit infested asshole, smegma filled penis, and unwashed cum hands. If you hear his autistic screech "Cheeeeeaassseeee" or "sup niaggaer" you better hightail the hell outta there or he'll force himself to suck your dick. If you do refuse his dick sucking he'll reply with "I'm this close to kicking your ass!" in a menacing manor. Don't dare say faggot three times anywhere, or he'll come out of nowhere and stick his smegma infested 3 incher up any of your holes. So keep your eyes peeled if you do say faggot three times in a row.
Other terms for Thomas: Skeever Lord, Rat King, 4 Inch Punisher, Ratatouille the Rat, Michael Lover, Twink Fucker, Smegma Consumer, Unwashed Asshole, Faggot, Dog Fucker, Roze, Brigadeofroses, LinkinParkFan, Whiny Cunt, type O fah, Square Loser, Unfunny, Thomas and Watterson.
Things he's attracted to/aware of: Being named Michael, Being named Charlie, Being a twink, Being a furry, Being a trap, Having a small pecker, Being a redhead, Cosplaying as one of the Black Butler characters, Being gay, and Being submissive.
Things he dislikes/despise: Being named Chris, Being called Watterson, Being a rapist, Mistaken fake mom as real mom, Saying faggot in any manor, His Dad, His Step-Mom, gay blacks, LGBTQ+, His Life, Morse High School, and Being named Junior.
Girl: "Gosh you're acting like a Thomas Michael Fucking Conner right now Derrick!"
Derrick: "Shut the fuck up I'm this fucking close to beating your ass"
Ashley: "You even talk like him too! You fag boy!"
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Blind Pedophile supporters who don’t care for children. They are blinded by fame and glamour. Keep your children safe from pedophile fans!
Michael Jackson fans are delusional. They disgust me!
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MBTC is an organized group of people. The sexiest, funniest, but also cutest of people on the earth. With prolly the biggest cocks in the whole universe. Michaels behind the couch is easily the coolest of n words. This brotherhood could never be broken and will be passed on until the end of time. The jokes never stop ending and just become funnier and funnier. The popularity of this group is insane but it keeps growing along with each of our pps. The humor in this group is just unreal. We believe the goal of this group is to become as cool as the one know as camilou and soon make history as the funniest people on the planet.
Bob- U know that amazing group chat
Joe-yes the one and only MIchaels Behind the Couch (MBTC)
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A meme joined with the “🆘” emoji
Joe : “ V🆘, michael here.”
Bob : that’s not how you do it
Joe : that’s what she said.
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