mother chicken

slang for someone who works in a scam/call center

i just got called by a mother chicken

Mother tax

The option to eat any unattended food left by family.

A portion of food that must be given to the mother on request.

I’ll have some of that please - Mother tax.

You bitch ass mother fucker

When someone did someone to or about you that you find does bad in your name

(Hailey makes a urban dictionary definition about me)
Me “You bitch ass mother fucker”

Balls deep in your mother.

An insult telling somebody that you have sexual relations with their mother.

"You fucking suck"
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."

dirt mother

one whos «soil» purpose is to educate others on dirt & soil

chelcea used to be my dirt mother, & now i know where dirt comes from !

you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.

John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.