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dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018


Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022


Math dick

Being able to solve high level math problems in minutes

Peter's math dick is so huge he solved that equation in 20 seconds

by Zackery Cash March 1, 2012


Dick Diping

When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.

The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.

Bro, I am so fucked up right now, ive been dick diping all day.

by montrilonite December 29, 2011


Dick Picking

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis

"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 23, 2017


Ruck Dick

When you ruck so much your dick gets so raw you can’t fuck

Yo Spink! You gonna smash that medieval peasant ho broad after this Norwegian March or you got that Ruck Dick?

by ThickWerm March 15, 2022


Dick washed

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.

1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.

by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020