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Top 5 fart brands

5) the Lays potato chip fart. Farts that smell like someone just opened a bag of Lays potato chips. 4) the broccoli fart. 3)the bean fart. Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. 2) the infamous egg fart! 1)the raw sewage fart. These farts literally smell like you are driving by a porto potty storage lot.

The Top 5 fart brands were ranked according to a comprehensive study conducted by researchers at some shithole research facility in Tijuana Mexico.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone August 21, 2018

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top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position

oh so you did the top hat monocle position

by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010

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Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.

“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”

by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020

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Big Top Pee-wee

Big Top Pee-wee was Pee-wee Herman's second movie. It came out in 1988. However, it was unsuccessful. They spent more money making it than it earned. The movie is known for Pee-wee and Gina's 3 minute long kiss. He also lost his virginity to Gina in this movie. It upset thousands of people.

John- "Hey did you see Big Top Pee-wee?"

Bob- "No."

John- "You should. Pee-wee fucked that sexy Italian chick."

Bob- "Dude really?!"

John- "Yeah, it was hot."

by Luna Navaih May 22, 2010

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catch the one up top

To shoot someone with a bullet loaded in the chamber of a gun.

Yo James is trying to fight you.

I ain’t trying to throw hands if he fucks with me he gonna catch the one up top.

by EJontop September 15, 2018

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top 5 worst people

number 1 kanye west number 2 kanye east number 3 kanye south number 4 kanye south number 5 me

top 5 worst people oh wait i meant niggas oops

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 1, 2022

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lemon drop top pop

When you pee in a cup, freeze it, and then make it into a popsicle.

Alex just made and sucked on a lemon drop top pop

by Michael Carter Williams February 11, 2022

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