a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk
"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."
Squirrels to British people.
British people who fake an American accent have issues saying squirrel with the accent so they say tree bunnies
I was sitting on my porch with a bb gun shooting tree bunnies off of my bird feeders