Walking on the wet carpet

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.

Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!

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wet rugby ball

What Rob the nurse says after a rugby match.

Example: Please get your wet rugby balls off my forehead.

He slapped Rob in the forehead with his wet rugby balls.

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mexican wet whistle

Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.

How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...

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Western Wet Willy

The action of inserting a penis and/or dildo into one’s ear after intercourse

Damn bro that Western Wet Willy was extreme

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wet young bastard

A boy at any young age group who contains the ability to make a 3 point jumpshot very well.

If I would've made that shot I would've been a wet young bastard

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Wet-Face Watermelon

A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.

Alas, I guess we'll never know just what a wet-face watermelon is.

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wet puppy nose

When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.

Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.

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