Guess who the new Ass Man is?
or
Look who just got promoted to Ass Man.
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someone who is a total freaking idiot. they have their head up their ass, therefore wearing it as a hat. hence, ass hat.
mom: pick up your shit off the floor.
jenn: fuck you ass hat, its not mine.
:slap:
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A female's ass in the olympic's which is not spectacular under normal circumstances, but due to the jumping, running and bathing suits form a cataclysmic piece of beautiful booty.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just got a huge boner while watching the olympics with my grandparents!"
Friend 2: "What the FuCK?!?"
Friend 1: "Nah man its all that olympic ass in the high jump!"
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1. the imaginary parameters surrounding a person's gluteus maximus in which they feel uncomfortable with another person to be within 2. an within one foot behind a person's gluteus maximus in which another individual desires to reach, often leading to intercourse or a slap in the face
1. Oreo felt uncomfortable when Paul came from behind and approached his Ass Space.
2. Rob's objective was to violate Natalie's Ass Space, because he was attracted to her rear end.
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when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.
Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.
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A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.
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a bitch, or whore who enjoys doing them self in the ass with there finger or a other house hole tools. The end of a spoon, fork or knife.
Maria is such a ass ho. She stuck that spoon up her butt the other night!
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