its all pink on the inside

it don't matter what color she may be.

I don't give a shit if the bitch is poc-doted.. I'll TAG THAT SHIT....

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all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

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i want all smoke

You want beef ..

I want all smoke:You want war

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Gotta Friend 'em All!!!

The Pokemon generation's philosophical take on Facebook. Facebook is a competition, and the winner is the one who can capture and train- oops I mean add the most people on Facebook as possible.

Example 1:
Person 1: Whoa man, ten people want to be my friend on Facebook and I don't know a single one of them!

Person 2: Gotta friend 'em all!!! How else do you think you'll ever manage to beat the elite fo- oops I mean be popular?

Example 2:
Cathy is a soooo popular! If I ever want to be like her I gotta friend em all!!!

Square Root of Fuck-All

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

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One Size Fists All

No matter the circumstances or persons involved.. someone is getting fisted and they can't control it.

Friend 1: These college loans are killing me.

Friend 2: We all are, one size fists all man.

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Friend 1: The cops just raided the bar and now there are no girls here.

Friend 2: There are some pretty big girls here, come over man. One size fists all!!

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All day Err day

24/7, always open, all day everyday, never closed,

Do you guys smoke?

Yeah, all day err day.

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